Peter's Artismal Jewelers was the scene of much excitement today as what appears to be a new group of super heroes prevented a sixth robbery by the little green men gang. Outside a rather strong hero who we've come to know as Captain Hammer overturned the white van that has been reported as part of all five previous robberies. Patrons of the Crimson Cafe next door were startled when a beautiful gal stood up and opened a hole in the wall between the two stores. Stepping through as the hole instantly closed up behind her these patrons rushed outside to see what was going on. Just as they emerged from the cafe they saw a van being flipped over and prudently remained tucked into the entrance of the cafe. Soon after the six heroes apprehended the little green men Detective Cheryl Waters of the Metrocity Supers Management Bureau arrived with several squad cars. After conversing with the super heroes Detective Waters seemed to allow two of the supers to conduct an interview with the little green men. She refused to comment on the content of that interview. In our interview of the proprietor of the shop he was simply grateful that the robbery had been prevented without anyone getting hurt. The police now have two of the little green men band in custody. Has our great city seen the birth of a new super hero group? We can only hope good citizens, be confident that our reporters will keep you informed on this important development.
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